Want to see an example?

Somebody out there is using a synonymizer (is there such a word? well, there is now)… a bit of dumb software that replaces individual words or expressions with what are supposed to be synonyms, words with the same meaning.

And the result is first rate garbage.

My original article is shown in bold below, with his garbled version under that in italics… paragraph by paragraph. Some of the most weird bits of mangled English are underlined so you dont miss ‘em.

I’ve no idea what this will do for my position with the search engines (nothing bad, I hope) but our human readers are sure to find it astounding.

I wont reward him (her?) with a live link but the garbage article is at http://sugges#tions4u.net/automatic-blogging-tools if you take out the # mark.

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Automatic Blogging Tools

ORIGINAL: Here are some of my favorite WordPress plugins that automate various tasks for bloggers. They’ll save you some time in running your blog and they’ll increase your results, all on autopilot.

GARBAGE VERSION: Here are some of my favorite WordPress plugins that automate numerous tasks representing bloggers. They’ll dry you some at intervals in control your blog and they’ll better your results, all on autopilot.

By the way, this article comes to you from Autoblogging Tools – AutomaticBlogTools.com

next to the further, this article comes to you from Autoblogging Tools – AutomaticBlogTools.com

TagPiG is an auto-tagging plugin for WordPress.

TagPiG is an auto-tagging plugin conducive to WordPress.

Onlywire – After you register the social bookmarking sites you’ve joined, Onlywire will notify them of your posts. After each post you write, you use their easy form to tell Onlywire and they do the rest. You can either use the Onlywire plugin (”Bookmark & Share”, below every post on this blog) or you can use their option #4 which I’ve also done here – see the Onlywire link in the footer.

Onlywire – After you recruit the arrange bookmarking sites you’ve joined, Onlywire pleasure stigmatize as them of your posts. After each post you marginalia pl, you squander their nonchalantly money to tell Onlywire and they do the rest. You can either lap up the Onlywire plugin (”Bookmark & patch”, In exports every post on this blog) or you can procurement their substitute #4 which I’ve also done here – Usually to the Onlywire frequently in my footer here.

Automatic backups hourly, daily or weekly – An excellent tutorial on how to do this! You can get a copy of the backup emailed to you. I have the files sent to a free Gmail account that I use for that purpose only. If I ever need the backups, I’ll login to that Gmail account and grab them – no need to clutter my hard disk or my server.

unfeeling backups hourly, circadian or weekly – An superlative tutorial on how to do this! You can pinpoint a reproduction of the backup emailed to you. I well-spring the files sent to a unconditioned Gmail enumeration that I serviceability against that solitary-mindedness toute seule. If I constantly destitution the backups, I’ll login to that Gmail value and usurp them – no requisite to medley my devoted disk or my server.

STOP.

THAT’S TERRIBLE.

IT’S WORSE THAN RIDICULOUS.

AND I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE.

If you want to see my original article, it was based on my page about WordPress plugins that automate WordPress – with a few extra sentences thrown in for good measure. The article also provides the LINKS to the WordPress plugins mentioned above and a handful of other WP plugins that beef up the power of WordPress or otherwise make the blogger’s job easier. So if an automated blog is something that might interest you, feel free to check it out.

Crazy Example of English Mangled By Word Substitution Software is a post from: Gary Harvey Internet Marketing